Our Han Teacher 4-2
Home visit 2
Luckily, the teacher has us to carry the big bag of bamboo tube rice for her so that she can walk to Kuang's house at ease. kuang's grandmother has a vegetable garden in the back yard and she is working there when we arrive. Kuang goes to call her while we are waiting in the house. When the grandmother sees the teacher, she says, "sorry to keep you waiting, teacher. " Then she gives the teacher a long look and says,"You look so young." Later, she gives the teacher a small glass of thing to drink. "Here, teacher, have a taste our millet wine."
The teacher is startled, "wine? now? no no no, it's 10 in the morning, I can't drink now, I have to work later, if I get drunk, I will be in trouble. thanks anyway."
"No, you won't get drunk," the grandmother insists, "you'll get lots of energy."
"Really, I'm not a good drinker, water will be just fine for me, thank you."
Kuang gives teacher a glass of water.
"I hope my Kuang has behaved at school, hasn't he?" asks the grandmother.
"Yes, he has, he helps me a lot."
"Good. "Then the grandmother asks, "how old are you, teacher?"
"Huh?" the teacher is startled again, "Me?...huh..20," embarrassed.
"It's great!" the grandmother claps, " I have a grandson, 19 this year, I'll ask him to marry you, then you can stay here," Her laugh was so loud. Kuang rolls his eyes.
"Thank you, but I'm not thinking about getting married, yet." the teacher turns red like a maple tree in winter.
Just then, Kuang's great uncle comes in. Two field mice in his hands. When knowing the teacher comes to visit, he immediately says, "Teacher, I just got these field mice, very fresh, you take this one home for dinner." The dead mouse dangles in front of the teacher. Her eyes turn big, and her face now again as white as the white moon. It looks like she's going to faint,
"Mouse? for dinner?"
"Teacher, this is not house mice, it's field mice. They eat only corns and greens, very clean."
"Yes, teacher, " Kuang adds, "very good, better than chicken. you should try."
The teacher shakes her head, "No, I mean...I don't know how to cook the mouse. Maybe next time when you cook it, I can come and see..."
"Ok, then. come next time..." the great uncle said.
The teacher says she has to visit the next house so she says good-bye to the grandma.
"Leaving so soon?" the grandma says, "When my grandson comes back, I'll invite you to come and have some mouse meat with us, then. " The teacher gave a stiff smile, so stiff we think it's going to crack on her face.
"Ok, then. come next time..." the great uncle said.
The teacher says she has to visit the next house so she says good-bye to the grandma.
"Leaving so soon?" the grandma says, "When my grandson comes back, I'll invite you to come and have some mouse meat with us, then. " The teacher gave a stiff smile, so stiff we think it's going to crack on her face.
As we walk out of the house, we hear the teacher heaves a big sigh. She smiles and shakes her head and asks us, " Tell me, what kind of food the next grandma would treat me?"
"I know," Guei cries out, "bees' babies."
"What? little bees?" The teacher frowns.
"No, we knock down the beehive and eat the white babies inside," Guei said.
"Cocoons!? You eat the cocoons?" Everybody nods. The teacher's eyes turn big again.
"Maybe you'll get some flying mouse, boar, or even bear!" Everybody jumps in with wild answers. The teacher's eyes get bigger and bigger. "Really!?" She asked,
"Of course not!" Kuang says, "We don't even have enough to eat! Share with you? No way!"
The teacher heaves a big sigh of relief again.
She doesn't know anything about us. Just thinking about these food makes our mouths watering. Wild animals are now hard to catch; even the ones caught are mostly sold to wild game restaurants for money, not for us to eat.
This home visit is like a food visit to our teacher . Although she still has little idea about what we do at home, at least she knows what we like to eat. Now everybody is waiting to see the look on the teacher's face when she is really invited to have the field mice feast with a potential husband.
還好我們幫老師提竹筒飯，老師才能走到光正家。 光正的奶奶在房子後面種菜，我們在房子裡等，光正去把奶奶叫回來。奶奶回來後看見老師說：“對不起，老師，讓老師等，老師好年輕喔。“ 說完就倒了一杯小米酒要請老師喝。
“這是我們的小米酒，請老師喝一點。“
老師一聽，嚇一大跳，“不行不行，現在才早上十點，不可以喝酒，等一下醉了，就沒辦法上班了，謝謝。“
“不會醉，喝了有精神！“ 奶奶說。
“真的不行，我不太會喝酒，還是謝謝， 我喝開水就好了。“
光正馬上給老師倒一杯水。
“我們光正不乖，是不是？老師？“ 奶奶問。
“不會啊， 很可愛，也很會幫忙。“老師急忙說。
“那就好， “接著奶奶又問：“老師你幾歲？“
“啊？“老師又嚇了一跳，“我...20歲，“老師不好意思的說。
“啊，太好了，我另一個孫子19歲，我叫他娶你，你就嫁來我們這邊好了。“奶奶笑的開心，還拍手。
“謝謝，可是我還不想結婚。“老師整個臉都紅起來了。
這時候，光正的舅公回來了，手上拿了兩隻剛抓到的田鼠，知道是老師來了，就拿一隻田鼠給老師，"老師， 這是剛剛抓到的田鼠， 一隻給老師回去當晚餐。“ 老師一看，臉又像月亮一樣白， 好像快暈倒了， "老鼠?晚餐?"
"老師， 這不是老鼠， 是田鼠， 他們只吃玉米和青菜， 很乾淨。" 舅公趕緊解釋
"是阿， 很好吃， 肉很嫩喔， 比雞肉還好吃。" 光正接著說
老師還是搖搖頭說:" 謝謝， 可是我不會煮老鼠， 還是下次你們煮我再來吃好了。"
舅公說:" 好阿， 那一定要來喔。"
說完老師就說要到下一家訪問。 奶奶說: "老師， 那我孫子下次回來，再請你來家裡吃田鼠 。"
老師很勉強的擠出一個笑容，點點頭。
走出光正家，老師深深的吐了一口氣，然後一面笑一面搖頭，然後問大家：“你們告訴我， 下一個奶奶會請我吃甚麼啊？“
“我知道，“進貴說，“是虎頭蜂的孩子！“
“甚麼？吃小蜜蜂喔？“老師緊皺著眉頭問。
“不是，把蜂窩打下來，裡面白白的孩子。“進貴說。
“蛹嗎？ 是還沒有孵出來的蜜蜂？“
大家猛點頭，老師倒吸一口氣。
“還有飛鼠肉，山豬肉，說不定還有熊喔！“大家都很認真的回答老師的問題。
老師聽著聽著，眼睛越張越大，然後瞪著我們說：“真的嗎？“
調皮的阿岱也瞪著老師，慢慢說：“當然是假的，我們自己都不夠吃，怎麼會給老師吃！“
老師又呼的吐了一口氣，說：“還好還好！“
哎，老師都不知這些東西真的很好吃，我們想到這些東西都會流口水的。而且那些動物都很難捉到，就算捉到了，也都拿去賣錢了。
老師的家庭訪問，好像是食物訪問，雖然她還是不太清楚我們在家裡都做什麼，但是她總算知道我們都喜歡吃些甚麼了。還有啊，現在全班都在等甚麼時候老師到光正家看那個大哥哥和吃田鼠呢！
我的漢人老師4-2
家庭訪問 2
還好我們幫老師提竹筒飯，老師才能走到光正家。 光正的奶奶在房子後面種菜，我們在房子裡等，光正去把奶奶叫回來。奶奶回來後看見老師說：“對不起，老師，讓老師等，老師好年輕喔。“ 說完就倒了一杯小米酒要請老師喝。
“這是我們的小米酒，請老師喝一點。“
老師一聽，嚇一大跳，“不行不行，現在才早上十點，不可以喝酒，等一下醉了，就沒辦法上班了，謝謝。“
“不會醉，喝了有精神！“ 奶奶說。
“真的不行，我不太會喝酒，還是謝謝， 我喝開水就好了。“
光正馬上給老師倒一杯水。
“我們光正不乖，是不是？老師？“ 奶奶問。
“不會啊， 很可愛，也很會幫忙。“老師急忙說。
“那就好， “接著奶奶又問：“老師你幾歲？“
“啊？“老師又嚇了一跳，“我...20歲，“老師不好意思的說。
“啊，太好了，我另一個孫子19歲，我叫他娶你，你就嫁來我們這邊好了。“奶奶笑的開心，還拍手。
“謝謝，可是我還不想結婚。“老師整個臉都紅起來了。
這時候，光正的舅公回來了，手上拿了兩隻剛抓到的田鼠，知道是老師來了，就拿一隻田鼠給老師，"老師， 這是剛剛抓到的田鼠， 一隻給老師回去當晚餐。“ 老師一看，臉又像月亮一樣白， 好像快暈倒了， "老鼠?晚餐?"
"老師， 這不是老鼠， 是田鼠， 他們只吃玉米和青菜， 很乾淨。" 舅公趕緊解釋
"是阿， 很好吃， 肉很嫩喔， 比雞肉還好吃。" 光正接著說
老師還是搖搖頭說:" 謝謝， 可是我不會煮老鼠， 還是下次你們煮我再來吃好了。"
舅公說:" 好阿， 那一定要來喔。"
說完老師就說要到下一家訪問。 奶奶說: "老師， 那我孫子下次回來，再請你來家裡吃田鼠 。"
老師很勉強的擠出一個笑容，點點頭。
走出光正家，老師深深的吐了一口氣，然後一面笑一面搖頭，然後問大家：“你們告訴我， 下一個奶奶會請我吃甚麼啊？“
“我知道，“進貴說，“是虎頭蜂的孩子！“
“甚麼？吃小蜜蜂喔？“老師緊皺著眉頭問。
“不是，把蜂窩打下來，裡面白白的孩子。“進貴說。
“蛹嗎？ 是還沒有孵出來的蜜蜂？“
大家猛點頭，老師倒吸一口氣。
“還有飛鼠肉，山豬肉，說不定還有熊喔！“大家都很認真的回答老師的問題。
老師聽著聽著，眼睛越張越大，然後瞪著我們說：“真的嗎？“
調皮的阿岱也瞪著老師，慢慢說：“當然是假的，我們自己都不夠吃，怎麼會給老師吃！“
老師又呼的吐了一口氣，說：“還好還好！“
哎，老師都不知這些東西真的很好吃，我們想到這些東西都會流口水的。而且那些動物都很難捉到，就算捉到了，也都拿去賣錢了。
老師的家庭訪問，好像是食物訪問，雖然她還是不太清楚我們在家裡都做什麼，但是她總算知道我們都喜歡吃些甚麼了。還有啊，現在全班都在等甚麼時候老師到光正家看那個大哥哥和吃田鼠呢！
